cthulhu bless my mother for trying
- my mom: (looking at VOD movies; stumbles upon "The Last Lovecraft") hey, aren't you some sort of Chick-thu-tell?
- me: it's Cthulhu.
- mom: Chi-thut-tall?
- me: Cthulhu.
- mom: that can't be right. it can't be pronounced like that.
- me: mom, that's how it's pronounced.
- mom: There are too many consonants. Cha-thoo-la?
- me: CTHULHU.
- mom: i still don't think that's right.